義理の地下室で放尿している力に巻き込まれないようにするために

I was staying over at the boyfriend’s parents place when I suddenly needed a wee whilst downstairs in the basement. Unfortunately there’s only one bathroom and UncleMotherfuker’s dad was in there. So I pulled on my festival alter-ego cloak, grabbed a plastic cup and started pissing into it. Just as I started, I could hear someone walking across the kitchen floor and heading my way! So I had to push that pee out with every ounce of my strength in a bid not to get caught!